:01:01
L et's smoke that bowl
Hit the bong
:01:03
And then take that finger
off ofthat hole
:01:06
Plug it, unplug it
Don 't strain
:01:10
I love you, MaryJane
[ Pounding On Door]
:01:12
What the fuck
is your problem?
No dishwee-saya.
:01:15
- Me bumbaclot johnson
no workin, see?.
- What?.
:01:18
My raasclot true gashman
and me dick won't stay tick, see?.
:01:21
I think I got somethin'
for that. Hold on.
:01:26
Ain't whatyou want, baby
Girl, wake your ass up.
:01:28
But whatyou need, baby
Damn right you ain't sleep.
:01:31
Not whatyou want, baby
:01:33
It's whatyou need, baby
""Crabs.""
"" Bad Breath.""
:01:36
- Come back with me, baby
Satisfaction guaranteed
- "" Limp Dick."" Ha!
:01:39
Got that dough?.
Mm-hmm.
:01:43
Will this make my drill sergeant
stand at attention?.
:01:46
No, but it'll make you
forget your drill sergeant
don't stand at attention.
:01:49
Blaze two,
get at me in the mornin'.
Peace!
:01:51
Yo, Silas, my brother!
:01:55
Oh, shit, Mikey.
Hell, no!
:01:57
Come on, Silas.
I need somethin'
to help me out.
:02:01
Yeah-- rehab, mouthwash
and a job application.
Jeez!
:02:05
I'm startin'
to recognize things.
:02:08
That's 'cause you comin' down
off a three-month crack binge.
It's called reality, son.
:02:12
Later, man.
Wait, Silas!
:02:14
You've got anything
for a head wound?.
:02:16
Man, ain't nothin' wrong
with your head.
:02:18
- Aah!
- [ Thud]
:02:22
There is now.
:02:26
Fuckin' crackhead.
:02:29
- Now what?. Oh, shit, Ive!
- What's up, dog?.
:02:36
What's up, nigga?.
What's crackin'?.
:02:38
Oh, shit. You know.
:02:41
Hey, you get my message about
goin' to the Jets game?.
:02:44
Yo, I wish I could, dog,
but I got this little shorty
comin' through tonight.
:02:47
I met her on the Internet--
chickenheads.com.
:02:49
This girl is bangin'!
:02:51
Yo, we even exchanged
pictures and everything!
:02:54
Damn. This look like
your last girlfriend.
:02:56
Mm-hmm.
And did your picture
have that nasty...
:02:58
Al B. Sure pubic patch
in it, motherfucker?.