:05:02
What you need to do
is concentrate on gettin'
the power of booty...
:05:05
into the hands
ofyour common ass,
that's what you need to do.
:05:08
Don't worry about the Ive.
I got mine comin' tonight.
Hey, Silas.
:05:12
Damn, you see
the ass on her?.
Shut up, boy.
:05:15
Yo, you just remember
to take them THC's, at least
try to get into college,
:05:19
workin' in a real lab,
makin' some real money.
:05:21
Yeah, okay.
Whatever, man.
Ifyou say so, bro.
:05:25
The world is bigger
than Staten Island, dog.
:05:27
I'm out.
:05:32
Holler at me.
I'll try to.
:05:34
What's up, ladies?
Yo, Si.
:05:36
If I got hit by a bus tomorrow,
I got your back, dog.
:05:39
Ifanything happened to me
while Ijumped out a window...
:05:41
and my hair caught on fire,
I got your back, dog.
:05:44
Ifmy ex came after me
with a knife and stabbed me,
I got your back!
:05:48
Man, you talk
too fuckin' much.
Peace!
:05:50
Yo, Silas!
You better take
those college exams!
:05:54
[ Woman ]
Look at Jamal.
He's a good boy, huh?
:05:56
Good boy, my ass.
Ask her why I had to cancel
my nail appointment...
:06:00
to go and pick him up
in the precinct last week.
:06:03
Momma, they lyin'.
They lyin'?
:06:04
- They found the weed on you,
didn't they?.
- It wasn't mine.
:06:07
Then what is this
that I found in your bedroom?.
:06:11
Hello.
Ma, it is a lamp.
:06:14
And this is where
you turn it on now.
:06:16
Excuse me?.
Head.
:06:24
Now, where did I go wrong
with your ass?.
:06:27
You're gonna have to take
that THC test and get
into a four-year college,
:06:30
or I'm just gonna cut you off
from this family.
:06:33
Baby, you are the first member
ofthis family to go to college,
:06:38
but six years
at a two-year community college
is not what I had in mind.
:06:42
[ Both ]
Tell the truth.
Baby, I got a dream...
:06:44
that one day I can put
your college diploma...
:06:46
here under my Jesus,
who's master of this house,
:06:49
next to your brother's
prison-issued
barber certificate...
:06:52
andyour sister's
weave master degree.
:06:55
Now don't disappoint me,
you weed smokin',
:06:57
three-day-wearin'
nasty ass.
:06:59
Just like your father.
Ma,