:20:01
Excuse me. Watch your toes.
Watch the colon. Excuse me.
:20:04
[ Imitating Passing Gas ]
Thankyou foryour...
:20:07
entertaining anecdotes.
:20:11
We here at Harvard
are rooted in tradition.
:20:14
Fuck is this?.
:20:16
- That's toilet water.
- [ Spits ]
:20:18
It's a part of my pledge.
Do you guys mind?.
:20:21
No, but do you mind
talkin' that way?.
:20:23
'Cause your breath smell like
straight ass-crack, bro.
:20:26
Isn't there a hip-hop convention
you two should be at
or something?.
:20:28
- Oh, shark has fangs!
- Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.
:20:33
We probably
the only blackheads he seen
since he looked in the mirror.
:20:36
Can you guys just show
a little respect?. Jeez!
:20:38
- This class is fuckin' boring.
I'm outta here!
- Uh, excuse me.
:20:41
Did I hearyou say something?
With all due respect,
suck my dick.
:20:44
[ All Gasp ]
:20:47
No, sir,
I'm not saying anything.
It-- It's these guys.
:20:51
- You're an asshole.
- Did you call me an asshole?.
:20:53
- No, I said ""idiot.""
- An idiot?.
:20:55
No, sir.
What didyou say?
:20:58
- I said that this school
has nice halls.
- This is not funny.
:21:01
You couldn't teach your way
out of kindergarten class, Dean.
:21:03
I think we've had enough
interruptions for today.
I thinkyou should leave!
:21:06
Sir--
[ Students Laughing ]
:21:09
This would never have happened
if I were black.
:21:15
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
:21:18
Better pull back
on those pedals, boy.
Why?.
:21:20
Maximum speed on campus
is 1 5 M.P.H.'s.
:21:22
M.P.H.'s?.
:21:25
Fifty bucks?.
Oh, man, I can't pay this.
:21:28
Well.
This isn't even
a real ticket.
:21:30
It's a student citation.
I'm a volunteer.
:21:32
You need to pay that
by Friday at 5:.00--
:21:36
That was uncalled for.
Eat me.
:21:38
You just earned yourself
another citation.
Fuck off!
:21:43
[Bike Horn Honking]
Well, well, well.
:21:46
Look who we have here.
:21:49
Damn, this bike phat as hell!
Whoa! Don't touch!
:21:53
All right, leave the bike alone.
Did you just call me fat?.
And what is that stench?.
:21:59
That's my cologne
Can only buy it from Mennen.