:11:00
The lnternet has given
everyone in America a voice...
:11:02
and evidently, everyone
in America has chosen...
:11:04
to use that voice
to bitch about movies.
:11:05
As long as there's a "Bluntman
and Chronic" movie...
:11:07
the net nerds are gonna
have something negative...
:11:09
to say about it.
:11:10
Well, wait a second.
:11:11
lf there wasn't a "Bluntman
and Chronic" movie...
:11:14
then those fuckers
wouldn't be saying shit...
:11:16
about Jay and Silent Bob,
right?
:11:17
They're not saying
anything about you now, OK?
:11:20
They're talking about
fictional characters.
:11:22
Fictional characters.
:11:25
Am l--am l getting
through to you at all?
:11:27
So all we gotta do is go stop...
:11:29
the fuckin' movie
from gettin' made.
:11:31
Yeah, and forego the hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
:11:34
that you two would be
entitled to in the process.
:11:36
What are you, fucking retarded?
:11:38
l don't think
l'm alone in the world...
:11:39
in imagining this flick
may be the worst idea...
:11:42
since Greedo shooting first.
:11:44
You know, it--
a Jay and Silent Bob movie?
:11:47
Who would pay to see that?
:11:54
But, since it
appears inevitable...
:11:56
l recommend that you guys
go hunt Banky down...
:11:58
and get yo' mother-fuckin'
movie check...
:12:00
as you so succinctly put it...
:12:02
'cause that's
what's important, right?
:12:03
Um, no, Holden McNeil.
:12:06
The important thing here
is a fuckin' bunch...
:12:08
of motherfuckers
we don't even know...
:12:10
callin' us assholes
on the lnternet...
:12:11
to teenagers and guys
who can't even get laid.
:12:14
Puttin' a stop to that
is the most important thing...
:12:17
we could ever do.
:12:18
So when's this movie
gettin' made?
:12:20
Uh, they start this Friday.
:12:22
So if today's Tuesday,
that gives us...
:12:27
Eight days.
:12:29
Uh, three by my count,
but close.
:12:31
JA Y: Right.
:12:32
My bad.
:12:33
Three days to stop
that fuckin' stupid movie...
:12:36
from gettin' made.
Come on, Silent Bob.
:12:38
We're goin' to Hollywood.