:13:01
Tickets?
:13:02
Since when did they start
charging for the bus?
:13:04
Didn't we used
to ride that shit...
:13:06
to school every morning
for free?
:13:12
This sucks balls, man.
:13:13
How come we
ain't gettin' no rides?
:13:15
HlTCHHlKER: 'Cause you're
doing it all wrong.
:13:19
You gotta give the driver
a little incentive.
:13:23
Like how?
:13:25
Like this...
:13:28
Yeah, but what happens
when they pick you up...
:13:30
and you don't make
with the head?
:13:31
Don't they kick your ass
to the curb?
:13:33
Sure, if you don't
make with the head.
:13:39
Yeah. Hey, if it'll get me...
:13:41
a couple of hundred miles
across the country...
:13:44
l'll take a shot in the mouth.
:13:46
Yeah, but we ain't gay.
:13:47
Don't be so suburban.
lt's the new millennium.
:13:52
Gay, straight--
it's all the same now.
:13:55
There are no more lines.
:13:57
Well, there's a line, and on
this side of it, we ain't gay.
:14:01
Hey, all the hitchers do this.
:14:03
Why do you think
people pick us up?
:14:06
lf you get a ride,
it's expected.
:14:08
l don't care who the driver is.
:14:10
lt's the first rule in the book.
:14:13
What book?
:14:15
The unwritten book of the road.
:14:20
[Horn honks]
:14:34
Follow the rules
of the book...
:14:36
and you get where
you're going in no time.
:14:39
Excuse me.
:14:46
[Horn honking]
:14:52
[Tires screech]
:14:54
[Horn honks]