:19:01
Motherfucker.
:19:02
lt's time
we wrote something back.
:19:04
Type this shit down.
:19:06
All you motherfuckers
are gonna pay.
:19:09
You all are the ones
who are the ball-lickers.
:19:13
We're gonna fuck
your mothers while you watch...
:19:15
and cry like
little whiny bitches.
:19:17
Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax fucks...
:19:20
who is makin' the movie...
:19:21
we're gonna make them
eat our shit...
:19:23
then shit out our shit...
:19:25
and then eat their shit
that's made up of our shit...
:19:27
that we made 'em eat.
:19:28
And then all you motherfucks
are next.
:19:30
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
:19:33
[Gunshot on computer]
:19:34
JA Y: That'll show those fucks.
:19:35
Now we can eat
our Egg-a-Mooby Muffin...
:19:37
then get back on the road...
:19:38
go to Hollywood,
and stop those fucks...
:19:40
from makin' that movie.
:19:41
No more hairy-bush nuns,
no more dogs.
:19:44
We keep our eye on the prize
and let nothing...
:19:47
and l mean nothing,
distract us.
:19:53
[Cow moos]
:19:59
Holy shit.
:20:05
BON JOVl:
Your love is like bad medicine
:20:09
Bad medicine is what l need
:20:12
Whoa oh oh, shake it up
:20:14
Just like bad medicine
:20:17
There ain't no doctor
that can cure my disease
:20:27
Bad medicine
:20:28
[Music stops]
:20:33
l ain't got a fever
:20:34
Got a permanent disease
:20:37
[Music stops]
:20:41
lt'll take more than a doctor
:20:43
To prescribe a remedy
:20:46
l got all the symptoms,
count 'em, 1, 2, 3
:20:49
First l need
:20:50
That's what you get
for falling in love
:20:53
[Gasping]
:20:55
You get a little,
but it's never enough
:20:57
On your knees
:20:58
That's what you get
for falling in love