Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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We're the Kansas State chapter
of SAAC--

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Students Against Animal Cruelty.
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And we're on our way
to Colorado...

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to give Provasik
a piece of our minds.

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-Whoo! Yeah!
-Whoo hoo!

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What the fuck are you bitches
babbling about?

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Hey!
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Watch the language, little boy.
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There's females present. Huh.
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JUSTlCE:
Provasik Pharmaceuticals...

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is a medical lab
where they perform...

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gross experiments on animals.
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JA Y: What kind of animals
are we talkin' about here?

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Bears, rhinos, and shit?
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No, more like dogs, cats,
rabbits, muskrats, beavers.

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Heck, even monkeys.
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lf we don't speak up for them,
who will?

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Right, Jussy?
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Right, Brent.
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[Chuckles]
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Uh, Brent, can l talk to you
over here for a second?

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Yeah, sure.
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[Sniffs]
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Be honest, yo,
you're down with this...

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for the fine-ass pussy, right?
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[Scoffs] l'm down with this
because l love animals, stupid.

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Even sheep?
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Of course.
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Sheep are beautiful creatures.
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They are beautiful, aren't they?
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Oh, God, yes.
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So that means
you'd fuck a sheep, right?

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What is your damage, little boy?
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You got a sick and twisted
world perspective.

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No, you're misunderstanding me,
Prince Valiant.

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l mean,
if you were another sheep...

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would you fuck a sheep
if you were another sheep?

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Oh. Since you put it that way,
you bet your ass l would.

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[lnhales] Thought so.
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[Chuckles]
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Yo, this motherfucker
ain't one of us!

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He said he'd fuck a sheep!
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Wait! No!
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Aaah! Unhh!
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[Guitar crunches musically]
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Now who's stupid,
you dirty sheep fucker!

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PJ HARVEY: l can't believe
life's so complex


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