Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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That's cool. Even snakes?
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Well, you can't
exclude an animal...

:27:04
just 'cause they're not cuddly.
:27:05
Of course l like snakes.
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How 'bout trouser snakes?
:27:08
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
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Uh...
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[Deep laughter]
:27:15
What the fuck
are you waiting for?

:27:17
She went for the setup.
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Reach in your pants
and pull your cock out, bitch.

:27:21
Girls like that kind of shit.
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[Deep laughter]
:27:25
Right about here's...
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where the angel's
supposed to show up...

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and tell you not
to pull your dick out...

:27:30
but we bitch-slapped
that motherfucker...

:27:31
and sent him packing,
so it's smooth sailing.

:27:34
Let him rip, boy.
:27:41
Jesus loves
the little children

:27:46
Oh, sorry l'm late.
:27:47
So what's the deal here?
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Oh, shit.
Don't tell me you're...

:27:52
thinkin' of whippin'
your dick out...

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at this fine piece
of woman, are you?

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Tell you what.
Look over at Silent Bob...

:27:59
and see if he thinks
it's a good idea...

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you whip your dick out.
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[Choir singing]
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That's it, boy.
Put the dick down.

:28:07
You gotta go
from the heart, yo.

:28:10
No little perv bullshit's
gonna work for this one.

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Be smooth.
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Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
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l gotta go beat the shit
outta...

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two sucker-punchin'
little bitches.

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Remember, don't pull
your dick out until she asks...

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or until she's sleepin'.
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Bye.
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Don't ask.
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So what can a smooth
pimp daddy like myself...

:28:34
do to help the animals?
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Oh, you really don't want
to help us.

:28:39
What the fuck
are you talkin' about?

:28:40
Sure l do.
l'd do anything for you.

:28:44
l mean youse guys.
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l'd do anything
for youse guys...

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'cause for the lift and shit.
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JUSTlCE: OK, well, um...
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let me just talk
to the other girls...

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and get back to you.
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Why don't you do that?
l'll be right here waitin'.


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