Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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:30:03
Just isn't the same, is it?
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This place licks balls
compared to the Quick Stop.

:30:09
Speakin' of lickin' balls, man,
how 'bout that Justice chick?

:30:12
She is too fine.
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And she smells
so fuckin' pretty.

:30:16
She has a nice voice, too.
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And that body--
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fuckin' smokin'.
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You know, she didn't
tell me to fuck off once...

:30:23
when l was talkin' to her...
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or pull out the fuckin'
pepper spray or anything.

:30:27
You know, Lunch Box,
she could be the one.

:30:31
Smooth move, Justice.
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-Nice going, four eyes.
-Ow!

:30:36
Why the fuck did you
let that little stoner...

:30:37
throw Brent out of the van?
:30:39
JUSTlCE: Oh, please.
lfl had to listen...

:30:40
to one more
of those stupid songs...

:30:41
l was gonna
throw him out myself.

:30:43
We needed Brent, Justice.
He was our patsy, remember?

:30:46
We'll just find someone else.
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Besides, l didn't
see you trying...

:30:49
to stop Jay
from throwing him out.

:30:50
Yeah, l didn't want
to blow our cover.

:30:52
Cover, schmover.
You all hated his songs, too.

:30:54
Not as much as l hate you.
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We have a very simple gang
here, Justice.

:30:57
l'm the brains,
Chrissy's the brawn...

:30:58
and Missy's the tech girl...
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but lately, l'm having
a little trouble...

:31:01
figuring out
what you're doing here.

:31:03
Shit, your name doesn't
even fit the rhyme scheme.

:31:05
Since you let our patsy slip
away, you've gotta convince...

:31:07
the little kid and the fat guy
to take his place.

:31:09
They've gotta break
into Provasik now.

:31:10
Uh-uh.
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Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're
out of the gang, Justice.

:31:15
Just use the little one's
crush on you to convince him...

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since he's so fucking
in love with you.

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Jay? No, he's not.
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What am l, blind?
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He wasn't kissing your hand
in the back of the van...

:31:24
like he was
fucking Lord Byron?

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Well, maybe he just has manners.
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Yo, baby, you ever have
your asshole licked...

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by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Yeah.
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We got about two hours
before we get to Boulder.

:31:38
That'll give you
plenty of time to work on him.

:31:39
-l'm not gonna do it.
-Why the fuck not?

:31:42
Because he's just so innocent!
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Look at him.
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[Squeaking]
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Who's it gonna be, Jussy,
him or us?

:31:53
Steal a monkey?
Shit, no problem.

:31:55
lt's not stealing a monkey.
l mean, it's liberating it--

:31:59
Wait a second.

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