:44:01
all their animals
except for one--an orangutan.
:44:05
The most dangerous animal
known to man.
:44:08
Sir, this was just delivered
to the station.
:44:10
What is--what is it--
what is it?
:44:12
A tape of the terrorists
who claim responsibility...
:44:14
for the break-in.
:44:15
Do you have a VCR?
:44:16
JAY ON TAPE:
l am the clit commander.
:44:19
Oh, my God.
:44:22
Plaschke, Willenholly.
:44:23
Yeah, look, l need you to get
me on the national news pronto.
:44:27
Why? Because we may
very well be dealing...
:44:30
with the two most dangerous men
on the planet.
:44:41
This is Jussy's monkey.
:44:46
Justice died for you,
you little monkey fuck!
:44:48
[Growls]
:44:51
Do something, Tons of Fun.
:44:56
Holy fuck.
:44:57
ls that thing waving at us?
:44:59
[Grunting]
:45:00
Holy shit, it understood us.
:45:03
Maybe it's some kind
of super monkey.
:45:06
[Razzes]
:45:11
You're my fuckin' bitch.
:45:13
You get my back.
:45:14
Don't be taking
this fuckin' chimp's side.
:45:31
What if there's more
super monkeys up at that lab?
:45:34
Maybe they're making
an army of 'em up there.
:45:36
Holy shit!
:45:38
Maybe it's a conspiracy,
like in the "X-Files"...
:45:41
Roswell-style.
:45:44
[Razzes]
:45:45
JA Y: This little monkey...
:45:46
could be the fuckin'
damn dirty ape...
:45:48
responsible for the fall
of the human race.
:45:51
Aaah!
:45:53
JA Y: ln this world gone mad,
we won't spank the monkey...
:45:57
the monkey will spank us.
:45:59
l'm not even supposed
to be here today.