Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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that the Federal Wildlife
Marshal office persecutes gays.

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Are you fuckin' crazy?
Now, they may be gay...

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but that's not their son.
That's the ape.

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l think l would recognize
an ape if l saw one, OK?

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And the only thing
l do recognize right now...

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is the political fiasco here
that l'm about to avoid...

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by letting this butt-fucking
Brady Bunch go.

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Ahh.
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You are free to leave, sirs.
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Yes, you sirs.
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-So we can just go?
-Yes, sir.

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Please accept my apologies...
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for detaining you
and your unorthodox...

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but constitutionally
protected family unit.

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Un-fuckin'-believable.
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l might add that's
one fine-looking boy...

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you're raising there.
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Hell, yeah. That's
'cause he's from my sperm.

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See, l knocked up this
hot woman friend of ours...

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who l fuck on the side...
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so l'm not to be
all the way gay...

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He loves the cock.
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Well, he certainly
looks insatiable.

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-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.

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[Monkey squeaks]
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Well, it's not my way,
but l'll be damned...

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if there doesn't go
one happy family.

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WlLLENHOLLY: All right, gang.
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Let's just shoot
some tear gas into the diner...

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and then, when the guys
come out with the monkey--

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Fuck beans!
That was them, wasn't it?

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Shit, l said you love the cock.
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l gotta be the craftiest
motherfucker alive.

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[Gunshot]
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Flee, fat ass, flee!
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[Gunshots]
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Head for the sewer!
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Stage dive!
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Ohh!
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[Thud]
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[Squeaking]
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You fat fuck.
:53:58
Fire a warning shot
into his bulbous ass.


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