:57:03
Oh, yeah.
:57:05
Well, this fuckin' blows, man.
:57:06
We have one more day
to stop these fucks...
:57:08
from shooting this movie...
:57:09
and they fuckin' took
the one thing l had left...
:57:11
from the one woman
l loved enough...
:57:13
not to stick my hand
down her pants.
:57:17
What, go after the monkey?
:57:18
How the fuck do we know
where that car's going?
:57:23
Don't just point like...
:57:27
Wh--you gotta take a shit.
:57:30
No, no, no,
you gotta take a salad.
:57:33
What the fuck
are you trying to say?
:57:34
Just say it, man. Don't
make me ask twenty questions.
:57:37
You could always tell that
stupid Amy story all the time...
:57:40
but you can't spit out fuckin',
"Yo, Jay, l disagree"...
:57:43
or "Yo, those are
some good cheese fries."
:57:47
Just fuckin' say it already!
:57:51
The sign
on the back of the car...
:57:54
said "Critters of Hollywood,"
you dumb fuck!
:58:03
Say it, don't spray it.
:58:08
SHERlFF: And might l add...
:58:09
that is one fine-looking boy
you are raising.
:58:12
[All laugh]
:58:18
Well...
:58:19
if it isn't
the wildlife expert.
:58:21
Heh.
:58:22
Your office faxed this over.
:58:24
Now, the guy said it was a post
from an lnternet chat board...
:58:27
signed by
a "Jay and Silent Bob."
:58:29
Ahem.
:58:32
"All you motherfuckers
are gonna pay.
:58:35
"You are the ones
who are ball-lickers.
:58:37
"Gonna fuck your mothers
while you watch...
:58:39
"and cry like little bitches.
Once we get to Hollywood, we--"
:58:44
They're going to Hollywood.
:58:53
You see me driving
down the street