:59:01
l look so fucking good
:59:09
What? lt's not like cheating.
Justice blew up.
:59:13
JAY: All right, here's the plan.
First we find out...
:59:16
where they're
shooting this movie...
:59:17
and after we bust
that shit up...
:59:19
we can start lookin'
for the monkey.
:59:20
But before we do
any of that shit...
:59:22
we gotta find a motherfucker
in the know--
:59:24
someone like
the mayor of Hollywood.
:59:26
Crack? Want some crack?
:59:28
Get you high?
:59:29
No, man,
but you want some weed?
:59:31
You on the job?
:59:33
Yeah, boy!
:59:35
Jersey Local 404.
:59:37
DEALER: Ho, ho, man!
:59:38
Pumpkin Escobar,
Los Angeles Local 305.
:59:42
Oh, shit! What up?
:59:44
Aw, man, it's a small world!
:59:46
Hey, lemme ask you a question.
:59:48
You dudes gettin' on medical
out there in Jersey yet?
:59:50
Shit, no. We might have
to strike in September.
:59:53
Aw, man. "Norma Rae"
like a motherfucker, huh?
:59:56
Yo, maybe you can help
us out. You know where...
:59:57
they're shootin'
a movie around here?
:59:59
PUMPKlN: You askin' me
a question like that...
1:00:00
in Hollyweird, man?
You got to come...
1:00:02
a little bit
more specific than that.
1:00:04
lt's a Miramax flick.
We gotta bust it up...
1:00:06
so people stop callin' us
names on the lnternet...
1:00:08
even though they're not
really talkin' about us...
1:00:10
but characters based on us.
1:00:12
And at the same time,
find my ex-girlfriend...
1:00:14
who was killed
in a car explosion's monkey.
1:00:17
Man, l don't know
what the fuck you just said...
1:00:19
little kid,
but you special, man.
1:00:23
You reached out, and you
touched a brother heart.
1:00:27
So l'm gonna
give you some direction.
1:00:28
Gimme the map, Scott.
1:00:30
Gimme the map, Scott!
1:00:32
You know where Miramax is at?
1:00:33
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
1:00:41
ls Hollywood ready
for Jay and Silent Bob?
1:00:43
A source at the Federal
Wildlife Marshal's office...
1:00:46
tells us that a posting
was pulled off...
1:00:48
an lnternet movie chat board
allegedly written...
1:00:51
by the two domestic terrorists
themselves.
1:00:53
lt's sending
a shockave through Hollywood.
1:00:55
Jules Asner is on the scene
at Miramax Studios. Jules?
1:00:59
Steve, the tenor of Tinseltown
is one of terror today...