1:01:02
after the Federal Wildlife
Marshal's office has learned...
1:01:05
that hot new terrorists
Jay and Silent Bob...
1:01:07
have targeted Miramax Studios...
1:01:09
for their next campaign
of blood, violence...
1:01:11
and monkey theft.
1:01:13
ln a posting pulled off
of Moviepoopshoot.com...
1:01:16
the gruesome twosome
threatened, and l quote...
1:01:19
"Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax"--
1:01:22
expletive deleted--
"who are making...
1:01:23
"the "Bluntman and Chronic"
movie...
1:01:25
"we're gonna make them eat
our"--expletive deleted--
1:01:27
"then"--expletive deleted--
"out our"--
1:01:30
expletive deleted--"then eat
their"--expletive deleted--
1:01:33
"which is made up of our"--
expletive deleted--
1:01:35
"that we made them eat."
Unquote.
1:01:37
So far we've been unable
to get a statement...
1:01:39
from anybody here
at the studio.
1:01:41
But no sign
of Jay and Silent Bob?
1:01:44
None whatsoever...
1:01:48
what Jay and Silent Bob
even look like...
1:01:50
so for all we know, they could
already be on the lot.
1:01:53
Shit!
1:01:54
STEVE:
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...
1:01:55
are shooting a project
on the lot.
1:01:57
Have you seen them
roaming around?
1:01:58
JULES: No, Steve, but...
1:02:01
JUSTlCE: Fuck it.
1:02:08
[Tires squeal]
1:02:13
OK.
1:02:15
He's got a pass.
Let him in.
1:02:19
We gotta play this just right.
1:02:22
[Both whistling]
1:02:32
Hey! You don't have a pass!
1:02:36
[Blows whistle]
1:02:39
Whoa!
1:02:55
l hate how fake Hollywood is.
1:02:58
Where do you think
you're going?
1:02:59
JA Y: Get off ofme!