Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:04:02
What the fuck you waitin' for,
bitch?

1:04:04
Start suckin'.
Bong-ing!

1:04:10
[Bell rings]
1:04:17
Worth a shot.
1:04:19
Like a shot in your
fuckin' mouth, you gay bitch.

1:04:22
Ew, dude, you were really
gonna suck my dick.

1:04:30
MAN: All right, now,
remember what l said.

1:04:32
Do not look at Ben or Matt
directly in the eyes...

1:04:36
or you will be fired.
1:04:37
Does everybody understand that?
1:04:39
Thank you.
1:04:43
You frosted your hair, though.
1:04:47
Yeah, l frosted my hair,
but it looks good.

1:04:50
This has got to be
the Bluntman flick.

1:04:52
There's those two fucks
from the Mork movie.

1:04:55
Lips, teeth, tongue,
or lion face?

1:04:57
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:04:59
-Lemon face.
-BOTH: Ooh.

1:05:00
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:05:01
Lemon face.
BOTH: Ooh.

1:05:03
Break it down.
Where we taking it from, Gus?

1:05:07
BEN: Gus?
1:05:08
l'm busy.
1:05:09
You're a true artist, Gus.
1:05:11
Just take it from,
"lt's a good course."

1:05:12
-What, you're the director now?
-Hey, shove it, "Bounce" boy.

1:05:15
Let's remember
who talked who...

1:05:16
into doing this shit
in the first place.

1:05:17
l mean, talking me into "Dogma"
is one thing, but this is--

1:05:20
Look, l'm sorry
l dragged you away...

1:05:21
from whatever
gay serial killers...

1:05:23
who ride horses
and like to play golf...

1:05:25
touchy-feely picture
you're gonna do this week.

1:05:27
l take it you haven't seen
"Forces of Nature."

1:05:29
You're like a child.
What do l keep telling you?

1:05:31
You gotta do the safe picture,
then you do the art picture.

1:05:34
Then sometimes you gotta
do the payback picture...

1:05:36
'cause your friend
says you owe him.

1:05:40
Then sometimes you gotta
go back to the well.

1:05:41
Yeah, and sometimes
you do "Reindeer Games."

1:05:43
See, that's just mean.
1:05:45
All we gotta do is figure out
how to get closer to 'em.

1:05:50
Get over--OK, you, little kid,
you're here.

1:05:53
Your buddy's right here.
1:05:55
Just stand there and react.
1:05:56
Don't say anything--
especially you.


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