Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:32:05
How many people
want to kick some ass

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What you gonna do
1:32:10
When you're sick
ofholding it back

1:32:11
That's right. That's it.
1:32:13
Uh-huh.
1:32:15
Right. That's right.
1:32:19
That's right.
1:32:22
That's right. Right.
1:32:26
Right.
1:32:28
l think l'll kick some ass
1:32:30
How many people
want to kick some ass

1:32:32
l would ifl could
1:32:34
But l'm reallyjust
a sensitive artist

1:32:39
l'm reallyjust
a sensitive artist

1:32:48
That's beautiful, man.
1:32:49
Now that was worse than
"Clash of the Titans."

1:32:52
l can't believe
Judi Dench played me.

1:32:55
Heh. Remind me to renew
that restraining order.

1:32:57
Why?
1:32:58
'Cause l'm gonna blast that
flick on the lnternet tonight.

1:33:00
Why can't Hollywood ever make
a decent comic book movie?

1:33:03
-Tell 'em, Steve-Dave.
-Would you stop saying that?

1:33:05
Well...that was just another
paean to male adolescence...

1:33:09
and its refusal to grow up.
1:33:11
Yeah, sis, but it was
better than "Mallrats."

1:33:14
At least Holden
had the good sense...

1:33:15
to keep his name off of it.
1:33:17
Why wouldn't Miramax option
his other comic instead...

1:33:20
the one with you and him
and your "relationship"?

1:33:24
What, "Chasing Amy"?
That'd never work as a movie.

1:33:28
But--
1:33:29
l'm so fucking embarrassed.
1:33:30
Well, honey, you should be.
1:33:32
Took your characters
and turned them...

1:33:34
into one 90-minute-long
gay joke.

1:33:36
lt's like watching
"Batman and Robin" again.

1:33:38
Thanks. That means a lot
coming from the guy...

1:33:40
who pretends to be Shaft...
1:33:42
as opposed to the guy
who takes shaft.

1:33:43
Uh-uh. l don't hear you
complaining nightly.

1:33:47
l don't get out
to the movies much...

1:33:48
but l just have to say
"Bluntman and Chronic"...

1:33:50
was blunt-tastic.
1:33:52
Are these leg cuffs
really necessary?

1:33:54
[Laughs] Don't make me
shoot you, Justice.

1:33:56
Yo!
1:33:58
The party's across the street...

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