:18:00
Smells liKe somebody
shit in their cereal.
:18:03
Bung! Ha ha ha!
:18:06
That was good.
Come on in.
:18:08
So, what brings
you two dirt merchants...
:18:10
to my necK of the woods?
:18:11
l`ll tell you what our necKs
are doing in your woods.
:18:14
Where`s our motherfucKing
movie checK?
:18:16
You heard about that, huh?
l got nothing to do with it.
:18:18
That`s Banky`s deal.
He owns the property now.
:18:19
l sold my half of the ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` rights...
:18:21
to him years ago.
:18:22
Why the fucK would you
do a thing liKe that?
:18:24
Why in God`s name
would l wanna Keep writing...
:18:26
about characters whose
central preoccupation...
:18:29
is weed
and dicK and fart joKes?
:18:31
l mean, you got to grow, man.
:18:34
Don`t you ever want
anything more for yourself?
:18:37
l Know this poor hapless
son of a bitch does.
:18:39
l look into his
sorry doe eyes...
:18:41
and lJust--
l see a man crying out.
:18:43
He`s crying out, ``When, Lord?
:18:44
``When the fucK
can your servant...
:18:47
``ditch this foul-mouthed
little chucKlehead...
:18:49
``to whom l am a constant
victim of his folly...
:18:52
``so much so that
it prevents him...
:18:53
``from ever getting
to Kiss a girl?
:18:54
``FucK! When, Lord, when?
:18:56
``When`s gonna be my time?``
:19:01
He Knows.
:19:02
l`m the chucKlehead?
You`re the fucKing dumb-ass...
:19:05
who gave your comic away,
and now you don`t get...
:19:07
no fucKing movie checK,
neither.
:19:09
When you`re right,
you`re right.
:19:10
l wish l held onto
a little piece of that thing...
:19:12
because if the buzz
is any indicator...
:19:13
that movie`s going
to maKe some huge banK.
:19:15
What buzz?
:19:17
The lnternet buzz.
:19:18
What the fucK is the lnternet?
:19:20
The lnternet
is a communications tool...
:19:22
used the world over, where
people can come together...
:19:24
to bitch about movies and share
pornography with one another.
:19:26
Here`s what we`re looking for--
Moviepoopshoot.com. [Farts]
:19:29
Poop shoot. Yeah.
:19:31
This is a site populated
by militant movie buffs--
:19:34
sad, pathetic little bastards...
:19:36
living in their
parents` basement...
:19:37
downloading scripts...
:19:38
and what they think
is inside information...
:19:41
about movies and actors
they claim to despise...
:19:43
yet can`t stop discussing.
:19:44
OK, this is about ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` right here.
:19:47
``lnside sources tell me...
:19:49
``Miramax is starting
production this Friday...
:19:50
``on their adaptation
of underground comic fave...
:19:51
```Bluntman and Chronic.```
:19:53
Friday? Shit, does it say
who`s fucKing playing us...
:19:55
in the movie?
:19:56
No, but it`s Miramax...
:19:57
so l`m sure it`ll be
Ben AfflecK and Matt Damon.
:19:59
You Know, they put them
in a bunch of movies.