Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:04:01
l`m counting on you, Sheriff.
1:04:05
You`ve taught me so much.
1:04:15
Ow. Ow. Ow!
1:04:17
FucK this asshole.
1:04:19
Let`s go bacK
to the station house...

1:04:21
and cornhole us a drunK.
1:04:22
-Yeah.
-Let`s go.

1:04:27
JAY: The whole fucKin`
world`s against us, dude...

1:04:29
l swear to God!
1:04:31
Put the monKey down
and your hands up!

1:04:37
Let`s do, misters!
You wanna get shot?

1:04:40
l didn`t thinK so.
1:04:41
LooK, man, she doesn`t
wanna go bacK to the lab.

1:04:45
And for the record,
l ain`t gay.

1:04:47
And for the record,
while we`re on the subject...

1:04:50
l Knew that that wasn`t
a real little boy.

1:04:53
For one more record,
he loves the cocK.

1:04:56
On your Knees, Texas Pete.
Let`s go!

1:05:00
See, man? He`s lined us up
liKe fucKin` circus seals.

1:05:02
Well, l`m goin` first.
1:05:04
l don`t want no mouthful
ofmonkey spit...

1:05:05
ifl gotta blow
this fuckin` G-man.

1:05:07
WlLENHOLLY:
What are you talking about?

1:05:09
LooK, no one`s
gonna get blown--

1:05:11
-Dude!
-Whoa!

1:05:13
Shit!
1:05:15
Wow!
1:05:17
These guys are good.
1:05:19
Very good.
1:05:21
{Exhales}
1:05:23
Yaaah!
1:05:26
Hey, law dog!
1:05:30
{Stops screaming}
Hey!

1:05:31
See you in hell, cocK-smoKer!
1:05:35
Oh, fucK me!
1:05:37
Aah!
1:05:56
{Door closes}

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