1:10:01
lt`s sending
a shockwave through Hollywood.
1:10:03
Jules Asner is on the scene
at Miramax Studios. Jules?
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Steve, the tenor of Tinseltown
is one of terror today...
1:10:09
after the Federal Wildlife
Marshal`s office has learned...
1:10:12
that hot new terrorists
Jay and Silent Bob...
1:10:14
have targeted Miramax Studios...
1:10:16
for their next campaign
of blood, violence...
1:10:18
and monKey theft.
1:10:19
ln a posting pulled off
of Moviepoopshoot.com...
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the gruesome twosome
threatened, and l quote...
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``Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax``--
1:10:28
expletive deleted--
``who are maKing...
1:10:30
``the ``Bluntman and Chronic``
movie...
1:10:31
``we`re gonna maKe them eat
our``--expletive deleted--
1:10:34
``then``--expletive deleted--
``out our``--
1:10:36
expletive deleted--``then eat
their``--expletive deleted--
1:10:39
``which is made up of our``--
expletive deleted--
1:10:41
``that we made them eat.``
Unquote.
1:10:43
So far we`ve been unable
to get a statement...
1:10:45
from anybody here
at the studio.
1:10:47
But no sign
of Jay and Silent Bob?
1:10:49
None whatsoever...
1:10:53
what Jay and Silent Bob
even look like...
1:10:55
so for all we Know, they could
already be on the lot.
1:10:58
Shit!
1:10:59
STEVE:
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...
1:11:00
are shooting a proJect
on the lot.
1:11:02
Have you seen them
roaming around?
1:11:03
JULES: No, Steve, but...
1:11:06
JUSTlCE: Fuck it.
1:11:12
{Tires squeal}
1:11:17
OK.
1:11:19
He`s got a pass.
Let him in.
1:11:23
We gotta play this just right.
1:11:26
{Both whistling}
1:11:36
Hey! You don`t have a pass!
1:11:39
{Blows whistle}
1:11:42
Whoa!
1:11:58
l hate how faKe Hollywood is.