Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:19:04
Ew, dude.
l fucKin` Knew it, man.

1:19:07
You love that shit, don`t you?
1:19:14
Holy shit,
that looKed liKe it hurt.

1:19:15
A-are you guys all right?
1:19:18
Let`s get you guys
on your feet. Come on.

1:19:30
Hey, wait a second.
1:19:32
Aren`t you that guy
that fucKed the pie?

1:19:33
JASON: You see, man?
1:19:35
You see?
lt`s never--it`s never...

1:19:37
``Hey, hey, you were
in `Loser,` weren`t you?``

1:19:39
Or ``Dude, you rocKed
in `Boys and Girls.```

1:19:41
No, it always comes back
to that fuckin` pie.

1:19:43
-l`m haunted by it!
-You put your dicK in a pie.

1:19:45
Enough!
1:19:47
l`m Jason Biggs.
1:19:49
Yo, man, did you really
get to third base...

1:19:50
with that Russian chicK
liKe in the movie?

1:19:52
You mean Shannon? No.
1:19:55
Man, she is fucKin` fine.
1:19:57
lf l was you,
l would`ve been liKe...

1:19:59
{Grunting softly}
1:20:03
You liKe that?
You liKe that?

1:20:06
What, you never
did one of these?

1:20:10
Wait, wait, none of that.
1:20:12
Oh, yeah.
1:20:13
Done plenty of that, my friend.
1:20:16
Holy shit, you`re the Dawson.
1:20:18
James, actually.
James Van Der BeeK.

1:20:20
What`s up with Pacey
stealing Joey away from you?

1:20:22
lf l was you, l would`ve
drowned-ed his ass...

1:20:24
in the creeK and shit.
1:20:25
You actually watch that show?
1:20:27
Yeah, for Joey, man.
She is too fine.

1:20:29
Did you ever get
to third base with her?

1:20:31
Actually,
there was this one time--

1:20:32
Wait a minute.
Who are you guys?

1:20:35
They`re our stunt doubles,
dumbass.

1:20:37
-R-right?
-Of course.

1:20:41
Stunt doubles for what?
1:20:43
For the movie that we`re
shooting in about 1 5 minutes?

1:20:45
``Bluntman and Chronic
StriKe BacK``?

1:20:46
Yeah, you`re doubling me,
obviously.

1:20:49
l`m playing Bluntman,
a.K.a. Silent Bill.

1:20:52
-Bob.
-Right.

1:20:53
And, uh, and--
and he`s playing Chronic...

1:20:56
-a.K.a. Ray.
-Jay. FucK!

1:20:59
Biggs,
you even read the script?


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