1:21:00
There`s a script?
1:21:02
JAMES: Listen to me--you would
last a day on the ``Creek. ``
1:21:06
JASON: A day?
1:21:07
Wait a second.
We`ll be right bacK.
1:21:08
JASON: Fuck you
and your ``Dawson`s`` crap.
1:21:10
Go to hell, Pacey.
Go to hell.
1:21:12
JAMES: At least call me
the right character.
1:21:13
These are the fucKs
that are playing us here.
1:21:15
You taKe `em out--
biggety bam--no movie.
1:21:19
Useless little ape.
1:21:21
W-what`s with the weird
gay huddle going on over there?
1:21:24
JAY: Let me put
my arm over yours.
1:21:26
Gay? What`s gay about it?
1:21:27
lt`s two guys talKing
in a corner, dude.
1:21:28
-Yeah, but--
-Why are you such a homophobe?
1:21:30
A homophobe?
1:21:32
You`re always liKe,
``Oh, that`s gay, man.``
1:21:33
``Oh, looK at that gay huddle.``
``LooK at that gay dog.``
1:21:35
Dude, that is so gay. l--
1:21:36
Yeah, see? {Mutters}
1:21:39
-l love gay people, OK?
-l`m sure you do.
1:21:41
{Pbbt}
1:21:42
Oh, looK at the monKey!
1:21:43
You`re gonna tell me
the monKey`s gay.
1:21:45
How do you Know he doesn`t
smoKe monKey pole, huh?
1:21:47
LooK, he`s so cute.
1:21:49
So cute!
1:21:50
-Whoa!
-{Screeching}
1:21:51
All right, you go in there,
start swinging.
1:21:53
Don`t stop until these
little young Hollywood fucKs...
1:21:55
are out of commission.
Ready? BreaK.
1:21:57
{Thud}
1:21:59
{MonKey grunting}
1:22:04
That`s one funky monKey.
1:22:06
{Banging on door}
1:22:08
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK,
this is Security.
1:22:12
There are TWo intruders
on the lot.
1:22:13
They crashed through a window
we believe might be yours.
1:22:16
Uh, yeah, they`re in here.
1:22:19
Do they have you held hostage?
1:22:20
Do you want us
to call your publicists?
1:22:22
No, uh, we KicKed
those guys` asses bad.
1:22:25
Real bad!
1:22:28
Well, great job, sirs.
lf you`ll let us in...
1:22:30
we`ll taKe over from here.
1:22:31
Um, no, me and Jason Biggs
are naKed in here--butt naKed.
1:22:35
Together.
1:22:37
Oh. OK.
1:22:39
Well, we`ll wait out here
till you clean up.
1:22:52
JA Y: What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna...
1:22:54
get out ofhere without
them fuckin` seeing us?
1:22:59
You`ve got the wrong guys!
Doesn`t anybody watch the WB?