1:24:00
Taste the booger flavor.
l Know it`s in there.
1:24:03
lt`s all good, sir.
1:24:05
No, it ain`t all good!
1:24:06
Now clean that shit up.
1:24:07
That`s right.
Get me a white boy.
1:24:08
Get me a blonde-hair white boy,
so l can enjoy that shit.
1:24:12
You the man, sir.
1:24:13
No, you the man,
and that`s the problem.
1:24:15
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
1:24:17
Yeah. Hi, l`m Banky Edwards...
1:24:18
the creator
of ``Bluntman and Chronic.``
1:24:19
We met a few weeKs bacK.
l`m the executive producer.
1:24:22
Oh, you the executive producer!
1:24:24
Why don`t you
executive produce me a latte?
1:24:26
De-cracKer-nate it, oK, Fucky?
1:24:28
-lt`s Banky.
-No, it is Fucky.
1:24:31
l wanted you to Know that l
respect your worK as an artist.
1:24:32
l`m something of an artist
myself.
1:24:35
l--l was the inKer
on the comic booK.
1:24:36
Yeah, man, you a tracer, OK?
1:24:37
Nobody else got the heart
to tell you.
1:24:39
You trace.
You go around the lines.
1:24:41
You are a tracer, OK?
1:24:42
You thinK Fat Albert
had a tracer? No!
1:24:44
Bill Cosby did the whole
thing with a ruler...
1:24:46
and it was excellent!
1:24:48
{Sniffing}
1:24:49
CracK-cracK-cracKer?
CracK?
1:24:52
Uh, Biggs and Van Der BeeK
are on the set, ChaKa.
1:24:54
Well, l don`t see `em!
1:24:55
Where are the stars
of this piece of shit?
1:25:13
Damn, this must`ve set `em bacK
a couple hundred bucKs.
1:25:15
Get out of my way, man.
1:25:17
What the fuck is that?
1:25:19
LooK at this.
A gay hood ornament...
1:25:21
and ``The Color Purple. ``
1:25:23
Who the fucK are you?
1:25:24
Who the fucK am l?
l`m the director!
1:25:25
ChaKa Luther King,
that`s who the fucK l am.
1:25:27
No, wait a second.
1:25:29
l thought Banky and Holden
created this shit.
1:25:30
And l`m stealin` it.
1:25:32
l`m taKin` it bacK
for the blacK man...
1:25:33
to maKe up for all the shit...
1:25:35
that you motherfucKers
are taKin` from us.
1:25:37
Do you Know that l came up with
the idea for ``Sesame Street``?
1:25:39
l came up with it before PBS.
1:25:41
The white man stole it.
That`s right.
1:25:43
l was gonna
call it ``N.W.P.``...
1:25:45
``Niggas With Puppets.``
Catchy, ain`t it?
1:25:48
All right, enough
of this small talk.
1:25:50
-Let`s shoot.
-Wait a sec.
1:25:51
Aren`t you gonna direct us?
1:25:52
Man, l will direct you
to the unemployment line...
1:25:54
if you don`t stop
backtalKing me, OK, cracKer?
1:25:57
We don`t Know what we`re doing.
We didn`t read the script.
1:25:59
Hey, it ain`t that hard, man.