:08:00
and abduct all the parents,
leaving the kids in charge.
:08:03
No parents!
:08:06
So it's just kids running amok.
:08:14
It's like every kid's fantasy.
The whole town is taken over,
:08:17
and the kids do everything that they
can imagine doing without the parents.
:08:22
After a couple of days,
the kids start to miss the parents
:08:26
and realise "Oh, my God..."
:08:27
The Earth's been visited by aliens!
:08:31
The parents have been abducted
by aliens that are eggs: The Yokians.
:08:35
So it's almost like having
your breakfast kidnap you.
:08:41
Don't look so surprised.
We are an advanced alien race.
:08:45
What did you expect?
:08:48
These characters are
eggs outside their shell,
:08:52
and if they're not contained in
some way, they run all over the floor.
:08:56
They must be an advanced species,
millions of years ahead of us.
:09:00
When I sneeze, it looks like
an advanced species too.
:09:04
They fly around in giant chicken ships,
:09:07
and they worship this chicken god,
:09:09
and they're bent on stealing
the parents of Retroville
:09:12
to sacrifice them to their god Poultra.
:09:14
Jimmy didn't mean to ruin our lives
:09:17
and get our parents eaten
by a giant space monster!
:09:20
Nobody eats my parents
unless I say so!
:09:24
Come on!
:09:29
Roll tape.
:09:33
Hello, and welcome to our special
edition of "Poultra: God of Wrath".
:09:37
If you're watching this, chances
are your friends and/or relatives
:09:41
are about to be sacrificed
to the Mighty Poultra -
:09:44
which is a great honour indeed.
:09:47
And very painful.
:09:50
Mary and I play Yokian newscasters,
:09:53
not unlike ourselves here on Earth.
:09:56
There's a lot of prestige
to being a Yokian anchor.
:09:59
They're from outer space,
reporting on the human sacrifices