Joe Dirt
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:10:03
It ain't no rock.
It's a meteor, dum-dum.

:10:05
Did it land on your barber's head
while he was cutting your hair?

:10:09
Go practice falling down.
I'll be there in a minute.

:10:12
You want to fight, you little queer?
:10:14
Queer?
:10:15
Is this queer?
:10:17
These queer? What's up? What's up?
:10:20
He must be retarded.
:10:21
Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.
:10:23
- Come on, let's go.
- Yeah? You are.

:10:26
I mean, you aren't worth it.
:10:29
I told them, Meteor.
You have my back. You're cool.

:10:34
What's that?
:10:38
Five dollars. That's mine now.
:10:41
You're my lucky meteor. Right on.
I'll hold your half for you.

:10:48
Meteor, we call this here being
in burger heaven.

:10:59
We need to find a home.
:11:02
We need some stability
in our life, man.

:11:05
We need to settle down.
:11:08
Life gets hard, you know.
:11:31
Come on now.
:11:33
It's a little bumpy.
:11:39
Look at that town, Meteor.
That's pretty.

:11:43
I bet people in a town like that'll
be nice to us.

:11:47
Let's go down there.
:11:50
Come on.
:11:54
No way I'd ever sell you, Meteor.
Not in a million years.

:11:57
But just for laughs,
let's see how much you're worth.


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