:28:03
I guess you won the battle.
:28:06
But I won the war.
:28:07
If you're covered in oil,
don't stand next to a fire.
:28:12
Now that's day-one stuff.
:28:19
Keep that Skoal, baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
:28:26
So I had my 360 bucks. The next day
I would try the police sketch thing.
:28:30
But something happened to my head.
:28:32
I spent the night in what I thought
was an abandoned circus tent.
:28:36
But I guess it was no circus.
:28:38
I was totally bombed
on insecticide, I think.
:28:47
So needless to say, I was in no shape
to do any good with my recollections.
:28:52
The police sketcher
thought I was messing with him...
:28:55
...because my dad came out
looking like Father Time...
:28:58
...and my mom came out too butch...
:28:59
...looking like Richard Ramirez,
the Night Stalker. Remember him?
:29:05
As my head cleared, I realized
I needed a different approach.
:29:09
Then I got a brainstorm:
Hire an Indian tracker to help me.
:29:12
Great idea.
They could find anything.
:29:15
It's like in the movies.
So I headed for a reservation.
:29:25
You want me to put my ear to the
ground, listen for hoof beats...
:29:29
...check for footprints...
:29:31
...look for broken twigs?
:29:34
But this is the modern age.
That stuff doesn't work anymore.
:29:38
Which is why I had to open
this fireworks stand.
:29:42
I wasn't getting by
on my tracking wages.
:29:45
Come on. You're supposed to be
good at tracking stuff, man.
:29:49
I gotta find my parents.
:29:51
I need a way to sell more fireworks.
I'm going broke with this venture also.
:29:56
I see you got snakes and sparklers,
but where's the good stuff, man?