:30:01
Good stuff. This is the
good stuff. Snakes and sparklers.
:30:05
Are you nuts, dude? You need
stuff that explodes, go boom.
:30:08
- Why is that good?
- Well...
:30:11
Well, you might as well
ask why is the tree good?
:30:15
Why is the sunset good?
Why are boobs good?
:30:19
Firecrackers. You stick them
in mailboxes, drop them in toilets...
:30:23
...shove them up a bullfrog's ass.
:30:25
I'd never do that because
I'm going to be a veterinarian.
:30:28
There you go.
:30:30
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's
butt, blows him to pieces...
:30:34
...he comes back to you to fix it.
You win twice, brother. It's good biz.
:30:39
You're saying you have no black cats,
Roman candles or screaming meemies?
:30:44
Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers,
buzz bottles, snicker bombs...
:30:48
...church burners, finger blasters, gut
busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?
:30:52
No, I don't.
:30:53
You're gonna stand there,
owning a fireworks stand...
:30:57
...and say you have
no whistling bungholes...
:31:00
...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits,
honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts.
:31:04
Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with
or without the scooter stick...
:31:08
...or one single
whistling kitty-chaser?
:31:11
No.
:31:15
Because snakes and sparklers
are the only ones I like.
:31:18
That might be your problem.
:31:20
It's not what you like.
It's the consumer.
:31:25
Look there. That's happening.
We should get bleachers over here.
:31:30
People come from miles around
to see this.
:31:33
Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.
Oh, dang. It's out.
:31:37
CNN will turn around and go home now.
:31:39
I saw a snail over there. He said:
:31:42
"That thing's slow, it ain't moving
fast, it's boring, dull, I'm yawning. "
:31:46
- That's a snail watching that.
- There's a snail in the desert?
:31:49
A spaceship dropped him off. Focus on
the right part of the story, brother.
:31:53
- And the snail can talk?
- Yeah.
:31:56
The aliens gave him powers.
They made a voice spot.
:31:59
Dude, I'm just saying it's dull.
All right? This ain't fun.