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:33:03
Man. What'd I trip over?
:33:07
There's something metal
sticking out of the ground.

:33:11
You okay?
:33:14
What is this thing, man?
:33:17
We should take it over to the lab
over in the next town. Los Alamos.

:33:23
That symbol looks very stern.
:33:24
That's definitely what we should do.
That's the right thing.

:33:28
But first...
:33:30
Yeah, jam that in the gas bucket.
:33:35
We'll shoot fireballs at it.
:33:37
We got to step way back.
It'll be fun.

:33:49
Look at that shit!
:33:52
Oh, man, we're going to get
so busted. Let's get out of here.

:34:09
What happened, man?
:34:11
You tripped over that object
in the ground. You're knocked out.

:34:17
That thing's an atom bomb, man.
:34:22
I got an idea.
:34:24
"Rubbernecker's tour bus... "
:34:26
"... the Grand Canyon's number one
purveyor of fine bus tours. "

:34:30
I still don't see why we're going
to their tour bus company.

:34:33
Don't you see? All the tourists at the
Canyon that day my parents lost me...

:34:37
...they had cameras.
:34:39
You can't tell me in all
those pictures they took...

:34:42
...there won't be some that
accidentally have me and my parents.

:34:46
The company will have records
of who used the tour that day.

:34:49
That was more than ten years ago.
:34:52
Besides, they won't just hand
the records over to us.

:34:55
We're just an Indian and some guy.
:34:57
You can't have "no" in your heart.
"No" is not an option, brother.


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