Joe Dirt
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:43:01
I'll talk to your lady friend.
:43:07
Good job, sir. Keep them straight.
:43:09
Good strategy.
:43:10
The carnival worker life
keeps me free and untethered.

:43:14
That's why I was attracted to you.
I could tell you were an outlaw.

:43:19
Is that right? I'm kind of
an outlaw through and through, baby.

:43:23
- Damn!
- Good toss there, sir. Good one.

:43:26
You know, society's got
no hold on this outlaw.

:43:30
- Damn it!
- All right. Real close.

:43:33
I'm like a bird. Actually more
like a hard-ass pterodactyl.

:43:38
This is bullshit!
:43:39
God forbid you don't win after
throwing only two quarters, man.

:43:43
It's a business. It ain't UNICEF.
:43:45
I got a good mind to take my outlaw...
:43:47
Yeah, you better walk away, hard-ass.
:43:52
- Some people. Right?
- I know.

:43:56
So later on today I'll pick up
my Hemi Roadrunner.

:43:59
That's right. I said Hemi.
:44:01
A Hemi.
:44:03
Balls to the wall.
:44:05
I left it here. Friend's house.
Got towed two years ago.

:44:09
But I'll pick it up this afternoon.
:44:11
I might need a pretty little lady
to sit on the front seat with me...

:44:14
...while I break her in.
The car, I mean.

:44:18
What do you say?
:44:20
That's a big ten-four.
:44:26
I got a big date tonight.
I'm here to pick up my ride.

:44:29
License and registration.
:44:30
Yes, sir.
:44:32
She'll freak out
when she sees my wheels.

:44:36
Total impound fees come to $3496.
:44:39
Plus 35 bucks for the tow.
:44:41
3000! That's more I paid
for the whole car!

:44:45
- Interesting. Want it or not?
- Well, yeah, but...

:44:49
...I think all I got's like 450 bucks.
:44:51
This is a business, not a charity.
:44:53
Maybe one day UNICEF will get
into the impound business...

:44:56
...but until then,
we're the people to see.


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