1:00:00
I didn't know you didn't
want to be on TV.
1:00:02
I just tried to get the word out
about my parents. I'm so sorry.
1:00:06
Maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.
1:00:08
She'll be just how you remembered her.
1:00:11
Them big doe eyes.
1:00:14
That soft honey-blonde hair.
1:00:18
Smooth tan skin.
1:00:21
Huge, pert rack.
1:00:24
Long legs going up that tight butt.
1:00:32
Clem, you asshole, are you alive?
1:00:37
They're pretending I'm dead,
so's they can move me.
1:00:40
I just didn't know you were in
this Witness Protection thing.
1:00:43
I never would have said
your name on TV, man.
1:00:46
I found it was time to move on anyway.
You know, maybe...
1:00:50
...find a better town.
1:00:53
There's something you
should think about.
1:00:56
I was thinking about that car.
The Rambler Wagon. That's a rare car.
1:01:01
People would remember
selling a car like that.
1:01:05
Where's that dead guy?
1:01:06
Wait. Joe, wait.
1:01:08
Take care, Joe Dirt.
1:01:12
Watch my hair.
1:01:15
Yep, those came with a 6-cylinder
258 automatic. The three on the tree.
1:01:20
Sleek-looking, weren't they?
1:01:22
For sure, man. How many?
1:01:24
That's what I'm trying to call up.
Let's see. In Louisiana...
1:01:29
...1968, we sold...
1:01:31
Doggy! 73 of those little buggers.
1:01:34
You tell me your daddy's name,
I'll tell you where he bought it.
1:01:39
I don't know his name.
That's what I'm trying to find out.
1:01:43
Well, then. The best I can do
is give you a printout...
1:01:48
...of all 73 people
who bought the car.
1:01:50
Later, if you come up with their
last name, you can go on from there.
1:01:55
I'm only doing all of this because
I heard that Buffalo Bob guy...
1:01:59
...shoved a road flare
up your bunghole.