1:15:05
Was the last decade a complete waste?
1:15:07
No one's really put it like that,
but I don't think so.
1:15:11
I've had good times, met cool people,
cruised around, cranked some tunes.
1:15:15
What about Brandy?
Any chance you'll hook back up?
1:15:18
She's a good friend of mine and she's
off doing her own thing right now...
1:15:23
...but I've always said she's
a little too hot for old Joe Dirt.
1:15:26
I agree.
1:15:27
So does America, in our latest
"Is Brandy too hot for Joe Dirt?" poll.
1:15:31
61 percent of you agreed.
1:15:33
Even worse, four percent
said the dog was too hot for you.
1:15:36
I'm just kidding.
You're on TRL California, Joe Dirt.
1:15:39
Hello, California.
1:15:42
Hey, wait...
1:15:43
Am I on? I'm on?!
Hey, baby, I'm on! Yeah.
1:15:48
Hey, Carson, how big is your Johnny?
1:15:50
- Happy hour started a little early.
- A little drinky-drinky.
1:15:54
The reason I'm really calling
is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.
1:15:58
I'm looking at his father
right now and I'm his mama.
1:16:02
Ma'am, you should never
drink the bong water.
1:16:05
Yeah. Listen to him.
1:16:07
Carson, this where you want to be
when Jesus comes back? Making fun-
1:16:11
- Sorry, Joe.
- Wait. Where's that call coming from?
1:16:14
California.
1:16:16
I got to go.
1:16:18
So Carson helped me trace the call.
1:16:20
And it led me to this old trailer park
in Simi Valley, California.
1:16:34
That's our old car!
1:16:42
Joe, can I have an exclusive?
Your parents are alive after all?
1:16:47
Joe, how are you feeling?
1:16:50
Mom, Dad, is that you?
1:16:55
Our baby's home.
1:16:57
We tried so hard to find him.
We looked high and low.