Joe Dirt
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1:17:01
I got some pictures here. Look.
1:17:02
Here is a picture of Joe when he
was a baby. You get it? Yeah, baby.

1:17:07
You were a cute baby.
1:17:09
That's why we were crazy when we lost
him. He's here and now he's gone.

1:17:13
Where'd he go? Where did he go?
1:17:17
- They get it? Where'd he go?
- I was at the Canyon.

1:17:20
Yeah. You know what? It was right
by the garbage can where you left me.

1:17:25
Is that where you were?
1:17:27
Well, I'll be dipped.
1:17:30
The one place we didn't look.
1:17:31
I knew you looked for me.
I told everybody you would.

1:17:34
Was there ever a time
you'd look at the moon...

1:17:37
...and hoped maybe
I was looking at it too?

1:17:40
I've been doing this clown thing.
Can everybody get a shot of these?

1:17:44
Do you see these clown figurines?
1:17:46
Whenever I used to get sad,
I'd just look at a clown.

1:17:50
- I just can't stop grinning.
- They're available for purchase.

1:17:54
We're starting this
clown dot-com kind of a thing.

1:17:57
I don't mean to interrupt
your clown pitch there, but...

1:18:01
But how exactly do you not go back
to the place where you saw me?

1:18:09
Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?
1:18:12
How exactly does the sun set?
1:18:14
How exactly does the posi-trac
rear end on a Plymouth work?

1:18:18
- It just does.
- It just does.

1:18:21
I'm not talking about posi-trac,
I'm talking about me.

1:18:24
How long did you look for me
before you gave up?

1:18:27
How long were you riding in that car
before you realized I wasn't in it?

1:18:39
All right. We didn't lose him.
We just left him.

1:18:43
So what? The dude's doing fine!
1:18:45
Look at him!
1:18:47
How could you do that to me? I was
only eight, just a little kid.

1:18:51
Any idea what it's like to be a kid
and have nobody around to talk to...

1:18:55
...no one that cares
if you're alive or dead?

1:18:58
Every day you think you're worthless
and there's a void in your life.


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