1:19:02
- Come on, honey.
- Lighten up.
1:19:04
Lose that frown.
1:19:05
When you're down, stare at a clown.
1:19:09
Sit down, sit down.
You're blocking the cameras!
1:19:12
I don't care about that!
1:19:13
I don't care about you!
1:19:18
And I don't want to see you
for another 25 years.
1:19:21
I wish he'd never found us.
Look what he did to my children.
1:19:26
- Hey, you're grounded!
- Hey, TV people!
1:19:29
Wait, don't go away! You don't have
to follow just because he's going!
1:19:52
Somebody do something.
1:19:57
Joe, just turn around and come down.
1:20:02
It's not worth it, Joe.
1:20:05
We are here at Wallace Bridge...
1:20:07
...where local celebrity Joe Dirt
is threatening to kill himself.
1:20:11
Come on, Joe.
1:20:12
Remember what you said on the show?
1:20:14
"Life's a garden. Dig it. "
1:20:17
You got to get down from there.
1:20:19
You don't want to do this.
1:20:22
Why not, man? I got nothing.
1:20:24
I been looking forever
for those people...
1:20:26
...and everyone lies to me, man.
1:20:29
I'm worthless.
1:20:37
Sorry, lady.
You can't cut through here.
1:20:40
It's me, Brandy!
1:20:41
Brandy? Like the Brandy?
1:20:44
Why didn't you say so? Come on.
1:20:46
- Hey, everybody, Brandy's here!
- Hey, it's Brandy!
1:20:50
Look, over there! It's her, Dirt!
1:20:57
I'm here, Joe.
1:20:58
You told me my parents were dead,
and I saw them.