1:23:02
Hello, Joe Dirt.
1:23:04
You taught me to sell the good stuff.
1:23:06
Now I have 30 fireworks stands...
1:23:10
...which completely fund
my animal shelters.
1:23:12
It's all because of you, Joe.
1:23:14
Good job, brother.
1:23:16
I sold the gator farm after one of
them snapped off some of my fingers.
1:23:20
I came up here to check up on you...
1:23:23
...and I met Gert B. Frobe.
1:23:27
It's a good thing that gator
didn't get my ring finger...
1:23:30
...because Gert's asked me
to marry him!
1:23:33
Right on.
1:23:35
When you were in the hospital
for your head injury...
1:23:38
...I had the doctor surgically put on
a wig a little more contemporary.
1:23:54
Dang. That's cool.
1:23:57
And Joe...
1:23:59
- ... we have a big surprise for you.
- What's up?
1:24:04
My Hemi!
You got it out of hock for me?
1:24:08
- Somebody else wants to get in here.
- Who's that?
1:24:11
Come on, boy! Come on!
1:24:14
Looks like Charlie.
1:24:16
Apparently, back in the day...
1:24:18
...Charlie had a little sexual
encounter with this one's ma.
1:24:21
Say hello to Charlie Two.
1:24:23
Good boy.
1:24:25
You got a big family now, Joe Dirt.
You better be good to us.
1:24:29
Oh, I will.
1:24:37
Hey, Dirt. I thought I told you,
buddy. Nobody wants you around.
1:24:43
You're talking all wrong.
It's the wrong tone.
1:24:46
Do it again, I'll stab you
in the face with a soldering iron.
1:24:50
- You're his dad?
- What if I am?
1:24:54
What if we're his family?