1:06:00
I have the number-one single
in the country.
1:06:03
You two, on the other hand--
1:06:06
should maybe be a little worried.
1:06:08
Josie, Carson Daly tried
to kill us, and I think it has
something to do with our music.
1:06:16
Why do you call it...
"our" music?
1:06:20
Becau--
Are you even listening?
1:06:24
I am listening
very carefully,
1:06:28
and do you know
what I'm hearing?
1:06:31
I'm hearing someone
glomming on to my talent...
1:06:35
and my credit.
1:06:38
"Our" music, Mel?
I basically write all of it.
1:06:42
Josie, no, you don't.
We write it together.
1:06:46
Oh, okay.
So if we're all doing
equaI amounts ofwork,
1:06:50
why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?
1:06:54
I knew it.
You've been thinking this
the whole time.
1:07:00
I'm just-- I'm just
backup to you, huh?
1:07:03
Oh, but you're
a good, solid backup.
1:07:08
Oh, hey, Val,
who's a rock star?
1:07:13
Who's a rockstar?
1:07:17
I am!
1:07:21
Josie, don't do this.
1:07:23
We need to
stick together now.
1:07:26
Oh, my God.
Melody's gonna cry.
1:07:30
What's the matter,
snuggle bunny--
1:07:33
finally realizing
the world isn't all
sunshine and rainbows?
1:07:37
Stop it.
Not everyone gets
a happy ending, muffin.
1:07:40
Stop it.
And you wanna know what else?
1:07:44
Puppies turn into dogs...
1:07:48
who get old and die.
1:07:51
Someday you'll thank me.
1:07:59
Of course, by then
I won't be taking your calls.