1:12:00
Glass of champagne.
1:12:06
What`s all this that you`re gay?
1:12:11
For 2 years,
I was so terribly stuck on you...
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Mornings, waking without you,
l`d talk all day to you.
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At night, sleepless,
l`d still talk to you.
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I only quit when I phoned you:
you never answered.
1:12:25
Let`s not go over all that again!
1:12:28
In my head,
I asked you why you`d left me,
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when I loved you so much,
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and had tried so hard
to make you happy.
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I saw shrinks who said
I was an obsessive-compulsive.
1:12:44
They named my pain,
but couldn`t cure it.
1:12:50
God, how I loved you!
1:12:54
I agreed to come, because
I saw you in a gay parade.
1:12:57
You said you`d explain!
1:12:59
I will, don`t worry.
1:13:02
I`m happy...
1:13:04
I`m really happy, tonight.
1:13:06
Why?
1:13:08
I`ve realized
how unpleasant you are.
1:13:10
You`re amazingly unpleasant!
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I`d even say,
and forgive my frankness,
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that you`re totally uninteresting.
1:13:20
If you invited me to insult me...
1:13:22
Don`t get mad,
l`m just starting to breathe.
1:13:24
After 2 years,
l`m breathing again.
1:13:27
I choked in my obsessive period,
I forgot who you were:
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an ungenerous woman
who never gave me any love,
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not even a tiny bit.
1:13:37
You`re so uninteresting,
and now l`m so happy.
1:13:41
That`s it, l`m leaving.
1:13:43
I`m not gay. I did it for my job
and your alimony!
1:13:50
Pretending not to like women,
I became a man!
1:13:56
Call your son,
fill him in on this hoax!
1:13:59
For 3 days
he`s treated you like a hero!