:22:06
Maybe you should check
with the cruise director...
:22:08
on the Lido deck.
:22:11
Welcome to law school.
:22:14
This is the part where
we go around in a circle...
:22:17
and everyone says a little bit
about themselves.
:22:20
Let's start with you.
:22:22
My name is David Kidney.
:22:25
I have a masters
in Russian literature...
:22:28
a Ph.D in biochemistry...
:22:30
and for the last
eighteen months...
:22:32
I've been deworming orphans
in Somalia.
:22:38
Awesome. What about you?
:22:40
Hey. How you doin'?
I'm Enid Wexler.
:22:42
I got a Ph.D. from Berkeley
in women's studies...
:22:44
emphasis
in the history of combat...
:22:46
and last year,
I single-handedly organized...
:22:49
the march for
Lesbians Against Drunk Driving.
:22:51
- Killer.
- Thanks. Good times.
:22:54
Aaron Mitchell.
:22:56
I graduated first in my class
from Princeton.
:22:58
I have an I.Q. of 187...
:23:00
and it's been suggested
that Stephen Hawking...
:23:03
stole
his Brief History of Time...
:23:06
from my fourth grade paper.
:23:08
Cool.
:23:10
- Me?
- Yeah.
:23:12
Hi. I'm Elle Woods
and this is Bruiser Woods...
:23:17
and we're both
Gemini vegetarians.
:23:19
I have a bachelor's degree
in fashion merchandising...
:23:22
from CULA, and I was
a Zeta Lambda Nu sweetheart...
:23:26
president of my sorority,
Delta Nu...
:23:28
and last year,
I was homecoming queen.
:23:32
Two weeks ago I saw
Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal...
:23:34
and I talked her
out of buying...
:23:36
this truly heinous
angora sweater.
:23:38
Whoever said orange was the new
pink was seriously disturbed.
:23:46
Wish me luck, Bruiser.
:23:48
This is my first class
as a serious law student.
:23:57
I totally look the part.