Life Without Dick
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:13:07
I transferred you from
the accounting department...

:13:09
to the hit man department,
what, twoyears ago.

:13:12
Yes. So?
:13:14
So in that time, how many people
doyou thinkyou've actually killed?

:13:18
- Technically?
- Sure, technically.

:13:21
- I don't know.
- I'll tell you: none.

:13:23
Rien. Nada. Nothin'. Zilch.
:13:25
In twoyears, you haven't
doled out so much as a black eye.

:13:28
Frankly, I'm disappointed.
I expected more from an American.

:13:31
Senator Dove.
What about him? He's dead.

:13:34
Senator Dove
died ofa heart attack.

:13:37
He had a heart attackwhile I was hiding
in his closet waiting to kill him.

:13:40
- Not a true rub.
- Areyou saying I'm yellow?

:13:44
I'm not sayin' you're any color.
I'm sayin' maybeyour heart isn't in it.

:13:48
Maybeyou should get back to accounting
whereyou don't have to kill people.

:13:52
I can kill people
as good as the next guy.

:13:54
Aye, Danny, care to favor us with
one ofyour beautiful songs today?

:13:58
I haven't sang in twoyears.
:14:00
Come on, Patrick. You know our Danny
hasn't sang since Mary broke his heart.

:14:04
Ah, yes, the Mary incident.
:14:08
Oh, Dannyboy
:14:12
Iloveyouso
:14:29
Could we please forget
about the Mary incident?

:14:32
Jesus. Don't bite
the head offus.

:14:34
We wasjust sayin' you could be
one ofthe great singers ofour time.

:14:39
All the great singers are Italian:
Frank, Dino, Tony--

:14:42
That'sjustyour opinion.
:14:43
It's also my opinion you should shut
your gob! All great singers are Italian.

:14:47
-Just like the mobsters.
- You watch it, Tommy.

:14:50
I'm Patrick.
:14:52
I'm sorry.
You watch it, Patrick.

:14:54
- What did I do?
- Notyou, Patrick!

:14:56
Ifthe Irish can't sing,
then what about Bing Crosby?

:14:59
Oh, forget Bing Crosby. The man
talked his way through every song.


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