:23:02
Oh, you little siren.
:23:11
You guys are cops, aren'tyou?
:23:14
We are, in fact,
plainclothes detectives.
:23:17
I knew it. I can smell a cop
with one nostril tied behind my back.
:23:21
I myselfam a private dick.
Name's Dick Rasmusson.
:23:24
You've probably seen
my television commercials.
:23:27
Areyou trying to findsomeone?
:23:29
Someone who's lost
ormissingorhiding?
:23:33
Hello, I'm Dick Rasmusson,
andI'm aprivate dick.
:23:36
Ifindpeople
who don't wannabe found.
:23:38
Trying tolocate
an oldlover, friend...
:23:42
husband, wife, child?
:23:44
I'myourman.
:23:46
Thinkyour wife's cheatingonyou?
You'reprobablyright.
:23:50
I'myourman.
Callmeat 1-200-IMA-DICK..
:23:53
That's 1-200-IMA-DICK..
:23:56
Remember,
that's 1-200-I-M-A-DICK..
:24:01
You guys here on some kind ofstakeout?
A prostitution ring or somethin'?
:24:05
- Nope.
- We'rejust horny.
:24:07
- Like everybody else.
- I'm workin' right now.
:24:09
Doin' a little tail job.
The adultery thing.
:24:12
I'm tailin' a big-time mobster.
:24:15
Ain't nobody here
but us and that nurse.
:24:18
He's not here today.
He usually is, though.
:24:21
He comes here almost every other day
for a different woman. Fantasy thing.
:24:26
Takes them to the Pink Flamingo for
the old ten toes up and ten toes down.
:24:30
A real romantic guy.
:24:32
Eitheryou fellas attached?
You know, lady-wise?
:24:36
Ifwe were married,
doyou thinkwe'd be here?
:24:38
Well, I got a girlfriend,
but I got a big surprise for her.
:24:41
She's not gonna be
my girlfriend for long.
:24:43
- Why not?
- Well, I'll tell you--
:24:51
- The sad thing is, I've seen his ads.
- Me too.
:24:54
- And I kinda like 'em.
- Me too.