Life Without Dick
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:33:02
- What is it?
- It's nothing. It's a secret.

:33:05
IfI had a secret,
I'd tell you.

:33:08
Areyou tryin' to tell me
you don't have any secrets?

:33:11
You're changing the subject.
We're talking about that tape.

:33:14
- No dice.
- I'm not above tickling.

:33:17
Oh, no.
Please, please.

:33:24
I used to fancy myself
something ofa singer.

:33:27
Oh, cool.
So let's hear it.

:33:31
Why not?
:33:32
Because it'sjust not
a part ofmy life anymore.

:33:35
It'sjust a stupid dream,
that's all.

:33:39
Don't say that.
What happened?

:33:45
I had this girlfriend.
:33:48
Really serious girlfriend.
:33:51
Her name was Mary.
:33:53
She thought my singing
was silly, so...

:33:56
she finally left me
for another guy.

:34:01
I thought I'd change careers,
try somethin'...

:34:06
more manly, you know?
:34:13
Art?
:34:17
Yeah, well,
I mostly deal in...

:34:21
like really manly art.
:34:28
And I don't sing.
:34:31
Ifthat's the wayyou wanna be.
But I still wanna hear that tape.

:34:35
Sorry.
:34:41
I think singing is very manly.
:34:45
Really?
:34:48
Really.
:34:51
So, please,
can I hear the tape?

:34:56
Butyou have to promise me
not to laugh.

:34:58
I promise. I cross my heart.
I hope to die.


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