Life Without Dick
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1:08:00
Ifthey asked you to go
kill your own grandmother...

1:08:02
you thinkyou'd bother to askwhy?
1:08:05
- What areyou, a ''question-aholic''?
- What's that supposed to mean?

1:08:12
- Hello?
- Danny, this isJared.

1:08:15
Yoursisterhadanother
one ofheraccidents.

1:08:18
The doctorsaidshe'dbe fine,
butyoubettercome outhere.

1:08:22
Okay.
1:08:23
I'll be there as soon as I can.
1:08:41
- Hey, Ivy.
- Doyou love me, Danny?

1:08:45
Sure I do.
1:08:47
Then killJared.
1:08:54
I don't think that would be
a wise career move on my part.

1:08:57
I want him dead, Danny.
He's fooling around behind my back.

1:09:00
He wouldn't do that toyou.
1:09:02
Stop taking his side.
He treats you like an idiot.

1:09:07
Doyou really think he's gonna
letyou headline at the Shillelagh Room?

1:09:13
How doyou know
he's fooling around on you?

1:09:16
I hired a detective.
Some clown named Rasmusson.

1:09:19
Who's apparently skipped town,
because I can't get ahold ofhim.

1:09:22
Anyway, he mailed me
these pictures...

1:09:25
taken at the Pink Flamingo Motel.
1:09:29
That's when
I took the sleeping pills.

1:09:38
He's doing a nun?
1:09:40
She's not a real nun.
1:09:43
According to Rasmusson,Jared likes
to go to this fantasy strip club...

1:09:46
and pick up these strippers
who dress in these kinky costumes.

1:09:51
All right.
1:09:53
All right.
1:09:54
I'll do it.
I'll rubJared.

1:09:57
Danny, that's the nicest thing
anyone has ever done for me.


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