Lovely & Amazing
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Do you know
your real mom, Annie?

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- You mean my birth mom?
- Yeah.

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She couldn't take care of me
be caus e she was a crack head.

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Man...
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that's a lot
to grow up with.

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Well, my older sisters
hav e it hard too.

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The y didn't know their dad anymore.
H e's not e v en a drug addict.

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And Elizabeth-- she's an actress
but can't get good parts

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be caus e she needs
better mus cles.

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And my other sister
has it hard too

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be caus e her husband
wants her to get a better job

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and stop making hobbies.
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Guess what, Annie?
You'v e got it harder.

:37:46
Why,
be caus e I'm fat?

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Be caus e you're Black.
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But Mom's rich.
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That doesn't
make any difference.

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Do you know the one about
the kid who had the Black mother

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and the Jewish father?
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Should you be going around
telling Jewish jokes?

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Why not?
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I don't know.
Be caus e people might get mad.

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I'm Jewish.
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You are?
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I think so.
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Oh.
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Well, go ahead.
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So the kid
goes up to his mom

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and says,
''Am I Black or am I Jewish?''

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And the mom says,
''Why do you want to know?''

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And the kid says,
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''There's this bike
that I want

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and I don't know whether
to bargain them down

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or steal it.''
:38:39
Don't you hav e
a s ens e of humor?

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( phone rings )
:38:43
I'll be back.
:38:44
This has to stay on
for 20 minutes.

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Okay, whate v er you say.
:38:57
Why didn't you tell me
you were coming in?

:38:59
I hav e a lunch
in 1 0 minutes.


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