1:04:01
All you do is whine all day.
What's the matter with you?
1:04:06
Who the hell are you?
1:04:08
Look at me: I'm Santa Claus!
1:04:25
Hey, don't you believe in me?
1:04:29
Sure. You're Santa,
and I'm Christopher Walken.
1:04:33
I didn't know Christopher Walken
played in Liv Ullmann movies.
1:04:41
Don't you have some presents
to give away?
1:04:47
You're that present, Kristoffer.
1:04:54
Cut it out!
1:04:58
Do that one more time,
and I'll smash your face!
1:05:21
Santa is here!
1:05:24
Enough!
Pay attention.
1:05:29
Finally the day we have
been waiting for, has arrived.
1:05:34
I would like
to take this opportunity -
1:05:38
- to wish everyone a Merry Christmas
in the name of Jesus Christ.
1:05:44
I have brought a special boy
for a special girl.
1:05:50
And for you other buffoons
and serpent spawn -
1:05:54
- I have brought a brew of
heavenly juices and cock diesel.