:47:01
I'mJack the Ripper.
:47:04
- I'm Lizzie Borden.
- How doyou do?
:47:07
- Attila the Hun.
- Attila the Hun.
:47:12
** [ Fanfare On Kazoo ]
:47:14
Allhail themostglorious,
themostesteemed,
:47:17
Oh, enough! Enough, enough!
I'm hungover.
:47:21
- Hyp, did you bring me cough medicine?
- That night-light I asked for?
:47:25
- King, you pussy. [ Laughs ]
- Bite me, Poe.
:47:28
- You set me up!
- Easy, pal. [ Chuckles ]
:47:31
Just coming to congratulateyou. It
ain't easy snatching those Exit Passes.
:47:36
Steve was the last guy to do it,
and that must have been 25 years ago.
:47:40
Why'd you do it, huh?
Wh-What did I ever do toyou?
:47:43
It's nothing personal, Stu, it'sjust
we need nightmares-- fresh nightmares.
:47:48
We'ddie without 'em.
That's why we grabbedyourbody.
:47:51
- I'm no nightmare-maker.
- That's the monkey'sjob.
:47:54
- Monkeybone? What?
- [ Laughs Maniacally]
:47:58
Let's face it, Stu. Nobodywants
to be a fiigment. It's a dead-end career.
:48:02
So he gets fed up,
he comes to us with a proposition:
:48:05
We help him swipeyour body, he helps us
get a heap ofbrand-new nightmares!
:48:11
- News flash, buddy: I'm a cartoonist!
-Sure!
:48:14
Butyou got a girlfriend who's fiigured
out the chemical basis ofbad dreams.
:48:17
Andguess what. Shejust whippedup
abigol'batch ofnightmarejuice!
:48:22
[ Laughing ]
Oh, we're predicting record box offiice.
:48:29
What'spluralfororifice? ''Orifi''?
No, I wasn'tina coma!
:48:32
All right, I was in a coma. It wasn't
like I was ''in a coma'' and goofiing off.
:48:35
I was thinking up
hilarious new bits the whole time!
:48:37
[ Laughing Wildly]
:48:40
You see, it's all synergy.
The show synergizes the strip.
:48:43
The strip synergizes
the merchandising.
:48:46
The merchandising synergizes
the religion.
:48:48
And the religion synergizes
the Barbara Walters special!
:48:50
And then, baby,
we are all in...
:48:53
the United Empire
of Monkeybonia!
:48:58
No, really.
He's ready to merchandise, yeah.