:10:02
I never had a boyfriend.
:10:04
I don't know what i'd do
with one if i did.
:10:07
Guys like calvin klein
g-string ad girls.
:10:10
I wear boxers.
:10:15
I once had an orgasm, though.
:10:19
With myself.
:10:21
I think.
:10:29
I'm gonna go to hell anyway.
:10:34
J! Yo, j!
:10:39
Eulogy number 432.
:10:42
She was loved by no one.
:10:44
She chose indifference
as her state of mind.
:10:47
She leaves behind
not even a memory...
:10:51
because...
:10:52
she never existed.
:11:01
That was a cheery one.
:11:07
Hiya, rudy.
:11:10
Mabel.
:11:11
Hey, dorothy.
:11:14
Irene.
:11:46
Good news and bad news.
:11:48
Good news:
:11:50
I didn't get caught
for stealing.
:11:52
Bad news:
:11:53
I got fired for farting.
:11:57
So i decided to go
where the real money is...