My First Mister
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:35:01
You know what?
:35:03
Why don't you just take
the rest of the day off?

:35:05
Go hang with your friends.
:35:07
You do have friends,
don't you?

:35:12
No, not really.
:35:14
Who do you talk to?
:35:17
Like a therapist?
:35:19
Not like a therapist.
Like anyone.

:35:21
You certainly don't talk
to your mother.

:35:23
Would you?
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- What about a boyfriend?
- No.

:35:27
Is that silicone lips
your girlfriend?

:35:31
I'm asking the questions now,
thank you.

:35:35
You know, i'm really
curious about this.

:35:38
Who do you talk to?
Who are your friends?

:35:41
You.
:35:42
Me? I'm 49 years old.
:35:46
I'm 17.
Nice to meet you.

:35:49
Who are your friends?
:35:50
I don't wanna get into this now.
:35:52
- Who?
- Don't worry your head over this.

:35:54
I've got lots of people,
plenty of people.

:35:57
You have magazines,
not people.

:35:59
Piles and piles of magazines
you read all the time, right?

:36:04
It's the first thing you do when you
wake up in the morning alone...

:36:06
and it's the last thing you do
when you go to bed at night.

:36:10
You communicate with articles,
not humans.

:36:15
So can i show you something,
please?

:36:19
What?
:36:28
Who did that?
:36:32
Me.
:36:35
Why?
:36:39
Lack of alternatives.

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