My First Mister
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1:15:03
Sure.
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You find out you have a dad,
you're not even curious to meet him?

1:15:28
- Not really.
- Well, he's dying.

1:15:30
Yeah, i know. You let me know that.
And you know what?

1:15:33
That makes the blessed event
even more enticing.

1:15:35
You're basically asking me...
1:15:37
to go meet a man
who will be dead soon, right?

1:15:40
"Hi, dad. I'm here
just in time to bury you."

1:15:42
- What kind of friend are you anyway?
- I love him.

1:15:45
- What kind of love?
- He's been my best friend.

1:15:47
Did you fuck him?
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Shit.
1:16:19
Look, i'm a bitter asshole,
okay?

1:16:22
I have been most of my life.
I usually keep it to myself.

1:16:26
I've lost my mother, and now
i find out i have a father...

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who's alive,
but he's dying.

1:16:32
Lot of stuff.
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I'm just not sure if i have the
right outfit for my debut on oprah.

1:16:38
Well, i'm sure
i can find you something.

1:16:41
Where did you come from?
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How did this happen?
1:16:45
I don't know
if you're a good thing...

1:16:48
or the fucking plague.
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Does this mean you're coming
with me to meet him or what?

1:16:54
Yeah. You know what?
I will go with you.

1:16:58
But i'm not talking to him...

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