Not Another Teen Movie
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:17:04
Hey, I found a buffaIo nickeI!
:17:13
Jackpot.
:17:14
GirI go pee-pee
not what I want to see-see.

:17:17
I agree-gree.
:17:19
WouId you two pIease try and be
a IittIe open-minded?

:17:23
CIass, Iet`s open our books
and continue with our poetry Iesson.

:17:29
You know what I think about poetry?
:17:34
Oh, is that amusing?
:17:38
Is that what your generation
considers humor?

:17:49
This make me kind of happy in pants.
:17:58
Goodness.
:18:00
That make me kind of sad in pants.
:18:04
Shakespeare, MoIiere...
:18:08
...Oscar WiIde.
:18:10
These were humorists.
:18:14
I`m gonna be sick.
:18:16
The subIime poetic genius
of a cIever turn of phrase.

:18:20
That is true comedy.
:18:23
Heavens to Betsy.
:18:26
Your modern, moronic, feebIe-minded,
sophomoric excuse for wit...

:18:35
...is mereIy a parade of nasty...
:18:38
...fiIthy, vuIgar...
:18:42
...human excrement!
:18:58
Excuse me.

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