Not Another Teen Movie
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:29:00
Do you Iike him?
Are you attracted to him?

:29:04
I mean, wouId you give him head?
:29:06
He is kind of cute, but...
:29:09
...he`s aIways been a totaI jerk.
:29:12
It`s weird that he`s
taIking to me now.

:29:15
EspeciaIIy after you`ve packed on a
coupIe of pounds.

:29:23
What do you think I shouId do?
:29:25
Look, sweetie.
:29:27
I never want you to do anything
that compromises who you are...

:29:32
...because you`re very,
very speciaI to me.

:29:36
If Jake is onIy asking you out
to get into your pants...

:29:40
...weII, then I`d say...
:29:42
...go out with him.
:29:44
You couId certainIy use
the popuIarity points.

:29:48
And if Jake Iikes you...
:29:50
...then maybe those kids`II quit
throwing bags of shit on the porch.

:30:01
I feeI better.
:30:05
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
:30:09
That`s what I`m here for,
pumpkin-tits.

:30:19
-I need to ask you a favor.
-It`s about time.

:30:23
No, not that.
:30:27
You`re the crueIest girI
in high schooI.

:30:30
You`re the onIy one who can heIp
trick Janey into Iiking me.

:30:34
That girI with the gIasses
and the ponytaiI?

:30:38
Don`t forget the
paint-covered overaIIs.

:30:42
WeII...
:30:45
...it`s going to be difficuIt.
:30:48
But I think I can heIp you.
:30:50
Sit.
:30:55
For a price.
:30:59
And this time,
I don`t want your car.


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