:01:01
-Just go ahead now
-One has--
:01:05
TEEN:
And that's some bread now
:01:07
This one said
he wants to buy you rockets
:01:10
Ain't in his head
:01:11
Marry him or marry me
:01:14
KEVIN: It all started
because of a girl at a party.
:01:16
KEVIN SINGING: I ain't got
no future or family tree
:01:18
KEVIN: Spring, 1994.
That was our band--Granite.
:01:23
We were all about the rock.
I mean, we were hardcore.
:01:27
And ifyou want
to tell me maybe
:01:30
Just go ahead now
:01:32
And ifyou want
to buy me flowers
:01:35
Just go ahead now
:01:37
And ifyou like to talk
for hours
:01:40
Just go ahead now
:01:42
Go ahead now
:01:45
-CROWD: Granite! Granite!
-[Feedback]
:01:47
CROWD: Granite! Granite!
:01:49
KEVIN:
And this was the moment.
:01:52
My big chance to impress
the girl ofmy dreams.
:01:55
-Kev, I got a great idea.
-What?
:01:57
Why don't we just sing
the ballad that I wrote...
:01:58
dedicate it to her...
:02:00
and then when it's over,
just ask her out.
:02:02
What are you, stupid?
She's right there.
:02:03
All right,
let's do the ballad.
:02:04
I can do this.
:02:06
GIRL: Granite!
:02:07
GUITARIST:
Yeah, Kevin, you can do it.
:02:11
-Come on, Kevin.
-Don't be such a wuss.
:02:13
-Come on, just do it.
-Kevin.
:02:15
KEVIN: I didn't do it.
Ijust froze.
:02:17
Come on, Kevin,
don't be a tulip!
:02:18
KEVIN:
My heart started pounding.
:02:20
-My pits started sweating.
-CROWD: Aw...
:02:23
I felt naked up there.
:02:25
-Kevin.
-Kevin!
:02:27
[Laughter]
:02:29
What is it?
:02:38
[Thud]
:02:41
I can't believe it, man.
:02:42
That story gets funnier
every time I hear it.
:02:45
Yeah.
Thanks for the support.
:02:46
Man, come on.
You know what your problem is?
:02:48
I think it's
a lack of self-confidence.
:02:50
I mean, I know you go out
on dates and everything...
:02:53
but I think when you find
the girl of your dreams...
:02:55
you can't seal the deal,
you know?
:02:57
Pick the fruit, spit the wad.
:02:59
-You know what I'm saying?
-No, I don't.