:06:00
- Oh, yeah.
- If I must.
:06:01
We're doin' King of the Mountain!
:06:04
Good evening.
:06:06
You all know the rules
of King of the Mountain.
:06:08
Rule number one: You do not talk
about King of the Mountain.
:06:12
- Ooh.
- Rule number two:
:06:14
- There are no rules.
- Uh, what about rule number one?
:06:19
That's more of a guideline
than a rule. Do not interrupt!
:06:21
- All right.
- And now...
:06:24
the three-peat champion
of King of the Mountain...
:06:26
Rick Rambis. Richard.
:06:27
Ow! Time to pass the title, turkey!
:06:30
Okay, here's how it works.
Everyone must have a beer.
:06:34
- Got a beer?
- Got a beer?
- Got a beer.
:06:36
Okay, it's a race to the bottom.
The first one to the statue
of Papa Muntz...
:06:39
with the most beer
in your glass... Pig Pen...
:06:43
shall be proclaimed
this year's King of the Mountain...
:06:45
and as an added bonus, you also win
the contents of Eric's stolen wallet,
which are, Luke...
:06:50
- Two bucks, condom...
- Nice!
:06:53
- Expiration date: 1 99 7...
- Ow!
:06:55
and a picture of his grandma...
no, that's, uh, Nancy Reagan.
:06:58
- Oh!
- Nancy Reagan.
- Yes!
:07:00
But most importantly, pushing, shoving
and cheating are encouraged.
:07:03
- Whoo!
- Anthony...
:07:06
try not to wipe out
like you did last year.
:07:08
And the year before,
and both years before that.
:07:10
- Thanks, Luke.
I really appreciate that.
- No problem.
:07:12
- Pig Pen, if you would.
- Strap 'em in.
:07:16
On your marks, get set.
:07:20
- Everybody ready?
- Tetsuo!
:07:23
- Go! Bunch of suckers!
- Pig Pen, you cheater!
:07:27
Not tonight, Pig Pen!
:07:40
- You're the man, Anthony!
- You're running fast and missing
:07:43
- Don't wipe out.
- But cannot help convincing
- Don't wipe out.
:07:45
- Don't wipe out. Here I go, baby!
- The reasons you gave me
are all wearing thin
:07:49
/t's not meant to hurt you
but let me assure you
:07:54
/t's not what /'ve said
but intentions you've read
:07:57
- So when you hold onto
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa!